{"id":13682,"date":"2023-01-14T19:59:00","date_gmt":"2023-01-14T15:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mecra.az\/?p=13682"},"modified":"2023-01-14T20:00:39","modified_gmt":"2023-01-14T16:00:39","slug":"13682","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mecra.az\/?p=13682","title":{"rendered":"“Televizoru a\u00e7 bax, ondan sonra n\u0259 q\u0259d\u0259r yes\u0259n d\u0259, \u00e7\u0259kin artmayacaq…-Qulu A\u011fs\u0259s yaz\u0131r"},"content":{"rendered":"

Az\u0259rbaycan\u0131n istedadl\u0131 \u015fairi Qulu A\u011fs\u0259s\u00a0“”N\u00dcV\u018f BA\u015eLI\u011eI” V\u018f YA FA\u0130TES-EN BON USAGE” adl\u0131 yeni m\u0259qal\u0259 yaz\u0131b.<\/strong><\/p>\n

M\u0259cra.az<\/strong> h\u0259min yaz\u0131n\u0131 t\u0259qdim edib.<\/p>\n

S\u00f6z\u00fcged\u0259n \u0259d\u0259biyyat n\u00fcmun\u0259sini oxucular\u0131n ixtiyar\u0131na veririk:<\/p>\n

Yaz\u0131n\u0131n n\u00fcv\u0259si \u2013 onun ba\u015fl\u0131\u011f\u0131d\u0131. Odur ki, s\u0259rl\u00f6vh\u0259y\u0259 “n\u00fcv\u0259 ba\u015fl\u0131\u011f\u0131” da\u00a0 dem\u0259k olar. M\u0259n deyir\u0259m…<\/p>\n

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Yer G\u00f6y\u0259 n\u0259 g\u00f6nd\u0259rir:<\/p>\n

\u2013 Raket,<\/p>\n

T\u00fcst\u00fc,<\/p>\n

Z\u0259h\u0259r…<\/p>\n

G\u00f6y Yer\u0259 n\u0259 g\u00f6nd\u0259rir:<\/p>\n

\u2013 Ay i\u015f\u0131\u011f\u0131,<\/p>\n

G\u00fcn\u0259\u015f \u015f\u00fcas\u0131,<\/p>\n

B\u0259r\u0259k\u0259t ya\u011f\u0131\u015f\u0131,<\/p>\n

kas\u0131b daxmas\u0131n\u0131 A\u011f ev\u0259 d\u00f6nd\u0259r\u0259n B\u0259yaz qar…<\/p>\n

Yerin G\u00f6y\u0259 g\u00f6nd\u0259rdiyin\u0259 bax!<\/p>\n

G\u00f6y\u00fcn Yer\u0259 g\u00f6nd\u0259rdyin\u0259 bax!<\/p>\n

Yerl\u0259 G\u00f6y aras\u0131nda Yerl\u0259 G\u00f6y q\u0259d\u0259r f\u0259rq var!<\/p>\n

Bunu yazandan 2 g\u00fcn sonra \u015f\u0259h\u0259r\u0259 qar ya\u011fd\u0131…<\/p>\n

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2 g\u00fcn demi\u015fk\u0259n. Fikir vermisizs\u0259, adamlar c\u0259mi 2 g\u00fcn sevinir h\u0259yatda.\u00a0 1 yanvar v\u0259 31 dekabr g\u00fcnl\u0259ri. C\u0259mi 2 g\u00fcn! 5 g\u00fcnl\u00fck d\u00fcnyada 2 g\u00fcn \u015fadlanmaq pis g\u00f6st\u0259rici say\u0131lmamal\u0131d\u0131, m\u0259nc\u0259…<\/p>\n

Yanvar \u2013 t\u0259qvimin “\u0259tli” yeridi, dekabr \u2013 “cec\u0259yi”. \u0130lin son g\u00fcnl\u0259rini \u00e7oxu “cec\u0259yin\u0259” kimi s\u00fcm\u00fcr\u00fcr. Dekabrdan yanvara t\u0259kc\u0259 1 ya\u015f yek\u0259lmirik, h\u0259m d\u0259, \u0259n az\u0131, 1 kilo k\u00f6k\u0259lirik. H\u0259kiml\u0259r bayram s\u00fcfr\u0259sind\u0259n sonra idman el\u0259m\u0259yi m\u0259sl\u0259h\u0259t g\u00f6r\u00fcr. \u0130ngilis \u00c7\u00f6r\u00e7ill deyib ki, “m\u0259n bu ya\u015fa \u00e7atd\u0131\u011f\u0131ma g\u00f6r\u0259 idmana borcluyam, \u00e7\u00fcnki \u00f6mr\u00fcmd\u0259 onunla m\u0259\u015f\u011ful olmam\u0131\u015fam”. Bizim Oqtay Rza deyirdi ki, “tay-tu\u015flar\u0131m s\u0259h\u0259r durub qa\u00e7anda m\u0259n oturub xa\u015f yeyirdim. Onlar qa\u00e7maqdan yorulub \u00f6ld\u00fcl\u0259r, m\u0259n h\u0259l\u0259 d\u0259 \u00f6z yerimd\u0259 oturmu\u015fam…” B\u0259lk\u0259 d\u0259 he\u00e7 biri bel\u0259 s\u00f6z dem\u0259yib, amma bu yaz\u0131da yerin\u0259 d\u00fc\u015fd\u00fc. H\u0259r ikisin\u0259 r\u0259hm\u0259t oxuyuram. Onlar da h\u0259kim\u0259 qulaq asmay\u0131blar. Bizimki dietoloqdu. H\u0259r evd\u0259 var.\u00a0 Bizd\u0259 bir d\u0259n\u0259di. Adam var, 3 dietoloq saxlay\u0131r: birini m\u0259tb\u0259xd\u0259, birini qonaq, birini d\u0259 yataq ota\u011f\u0131nda. Televizoru deyir\u0259m. A\u00e7 bax, ondan sonra n\u0259 q\u0259d\u0259r yes\u0259n d\u0259, \u00e7\u0259kin artmayacaq! Tele\u015firk\u0259t r\u0259hb\u0259rl\u0259ri, ma\u015fallah, ham\u0131s\u0131 formadad\u0131. Birinin formas\u0131 norman\u0131 da ke\u00e7ib, dey\u0259s\u0259n, \u00e7ox bax\u0131r televizora. Proqramlar\u0131n ham\u0131s\u0131n\u0131n ad\u0131 Bazard\u0131. Apar\u0131c\u0131lar\u0131n ham\u0131s\u0131n\u0131n ad\u0131 Ayzard\u0131. O g\u00fcn birini m\u0259n d\u0259 izl\u0259dim. Tama\u015fa\u00e7\u0131lar ham\u0131s\u0131 g\u00fcl\u00fcrd\u00fc. M\u0259nd\u0259n ba\u015fqa. Ax\u0131rda \u015foug\u00f6st\u0259r\u0259nin biri \u00e7\u0131xd\u0131 ir\u0259li, ba\u015flad\u0131 milli mentalitetd\u0259n m\u0259ruz\u0259 oxuma\u011fa. Onda ham\u0131 ciddil\u0259\u015fdi. M\u0259n g\u00fcld\u00fcm…<\/p>\n

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G\u00fclm\u0259k demi\u015fk\u0259n. U\u015faq do\u011fulanda a\u011flayar. Ad\u0259md\u0259n b\u0259ri bel\u0259 g\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fcb. B\u0259\u015f\u0259r \u00f6vlad\u0131n\u0131n birc\u0259ciyi anadan olanda g\u00fcl\u00fcb \u2013 Z\u0259rd\u00fc\u015ft pey\u011f\u0259mb\u0259r! Deyil\u0259n\u0259 g\u00f6r\u0259, \u0259sl\u0259n az\u0259rbaycanl\u0131d\u0131. Z\u0259rd\u00fc\u015ft pey\u011f\u0259mb\u0259r d\u00fcnyaya g\u0259l\u0259nd\u0259 g\u00fclm\u0259kl\u0259 inqilab el\u0259yib, ilahi qaydan\u0131 pozub. G\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fcr, biz ona \u00e7\u0259kmi\u015fik g\u00fclm\u0259kd\u0259. Amma bizim g\u00fcl\u00fc\u015f\u00fcm\u00fcz, qaydan\u0131 bilmir\u0259m, kefimizi pozur. T\u0259kc\u0259 \u015fou pozsayd\u0131, n\u0259 vard\u0131…<\/p>\n

Adam var:<\/p>\n

yay t\u0259tilini Skandinaviya me\u015f\u0259l\u0259rind\u0259 marallarla ke\u00e7irir,<\/p>\n

q\u0131\u015f t\u0259tilini C\u0259nubi Amerika karnavallar\u0131nda ceyranlarla,<\/p>\n

sonra da TV-y\u0259 \u00e7\u0131x\u0131b deyir:<\/p>\n

Az\u0259rbaycan\u0131n yay\u0131na da qurban olum, q\u0131\u015f\u0131na da,<\/p>\n

tama\u015fa\u00e7\u0131lar da onun v\u0259t\u0259np\u0259rv\u0259rliyin\u0259 bax\u0131b k\u00f6vr\u0259lirl\u0259r…<\/p>\n

H\u0259tta el\u0259sini s\u0259n\u0259 n\u00fcmun\u0259 g\u00f6st\u0259rm\u0259k ist\u0259y\u0259nl\u0259r d\u0259 tap\u0131l\u0131r.<\/p>\n

Onlara q\u0131z\u0131l qaydan\u0131 xat\u0131rlad\u0131ram:<\/p>\n

imkan ver, s\u0259n\u0259 h\u00f6rm\u0259t el\u0259m\u0259sinl\u0259r,<\/p>\n

amma imkan verm\u0259 ki, s\u0259n\u0259 h\u00f6rm\u0259tsizlik el\u0259sinl\u0259r!..<\/p>\n

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S\u0259rl\u00f6vh\u0259 \u2013 man\u015fet \u2013 ba\u015fl\u0131q demi\u015fk\u0259n. Son vaxtlar erm\u0259ni lobbisinin verdiyi \u201cba\u015fl\u0131q\u201d Fransa m\u0259tbuat\u0131nda Az\u0259rbaycan\u0131 “ittiham man\u015fetin\u0259” \u00e7evirib. M\u0259ns\u0259 Paris\u0259 (ah, Paris, Paris!) burdan havay\u0131 ba\u015fl\u0131q\u00a0\u00a0 yollay\u0131ram:<\/p>\n

B\u0130R AYDAN \u00c7OXDUR K\u0130, LA\u00c7IN-\u015eU\u015eA YOLUNDAKI AZ\u018fRBAYCAN S\u00dcLHM\u018fRAMLILARI RUS\u0130YA \u018fSG\u018fRL\u018fR\u0130N\u0130 ERM\u018fN\u0130 SEPARAT\u00c7ILARINDAN QORUYUR!<\/p>\n

Faites-en\u00a0 bon\u00a0 usage. Y\u0259ni sa\u011fl\u0131qla i\u015fl\u0259din…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Az\u0259rbaycan\u0131n istedadl\u0131 \u015fairi Qulu A\u011fs\u0259s\u00a0“”N\u00dcV\u018f BA\u015eLI\u011eI” V\u018f YA FA\u0130TES-EN BON USAGE” adl\u0131 yeni m\u0259qal\u0259 yaz\u0131b. M\u0259cra.az h\u0259min yaz\u0131n\u0131 t\u0259qdim edib. S\u00f6z\u00fcged\u0259n \u0259d\u0259biyyat n\u00fcmun\u0259sini oxucular\u0131n ixtiyar\u0131na veririk: Yaz\u0131n\u0131n n\u00fcv\u0259si \u2013 onun… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13684,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-kos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mecra.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mecra.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mecra.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mecra.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mecra.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13682"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mecra.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13682\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13687,"href":"https:\/\/mecra.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13682\/revisions\/13687"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mecra.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13684"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mecra.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mecra.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mecra.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}